Friday, 13 June 2008

The Great Kilowatt Hour Penal System Debate


"The first step towards penal reform in Britain" - The Daily Mail (10th June 2008)

"Is this man's name Adolf?" - The Guardian (11th June 2008)

"Totty Cons with Big Knockers produce more Kinetic Energy" - The Sun (10th June 2008)


It may be controversial but Ken Mitchell's proposal to sentence offenders to Kilowatt hours instead of traditional time is sparking lively debate. "Well we can put the power into the national grid, the loafers will be in porridge for the rest of their lives and there is a genuine incentive to work whilst at HM Pleasure" explained Ken Mitchell.
These are all part of radical new proposals aimed by Ken to shake up the judicial and penal system.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like it. Firm but fair. Drop me an email, perhaps we can discuss further? michael.gove@ukparliament.com