Saturday, 14 June 2008

Ken Mitchell calls time on 'Carling Morons'


Ken Mitchell delivered a hard hitting speech tonight in which he announced that if elected to 'the mother of all parliaments' he would campaign to abolish duty on real ale and cider, paid for by huge increases in duty on lager and alcopops. As Ken's manifesto continued to take shape he blamed the binge drinking culture on "tasteless fizzy lager" and condemned those who drink it as "carling morons". Ken also hinted at the introduction of a British Purity law (Ed: For alcohol!!) deriding the influx of branded bottled beers brewed under licence in the UK- "we could learn a thing or two from the Germans!" he said (Ed: again referring to alcohol).
The video below demonstrates Ken's commitment to support local pubs and showing that drinking proper beer need not lead to mindless violence on the streets:

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